> The Honeymooners

seethes:

Mt Fuji sunsets;

Yuga Kurita

(Source: softwaring)

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

*lies in sun for 5 more minutes*

Fuck I’m burned.

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

(Source: daenerystargayren)